Just sitting around waiting for this guy to be born….no Labour signs yet….EDD by Scan isn’t until the 9th Oct but both Theresa and Myself are thinking this weekend…hopefully..I’m impatient now..and Theresa is just tired, and complains alot.
Name for Blump is already picked out and ready to go.
Got all the clothes and initial supplies we needed for him.
And most importantly I have a Cuban Cigar, and a bottle of Jack Daniels ready to go at a moments notice 😉
We’ve tried a few labour inducing tactics, like:
driving over potholes,
I even make Theresa climb the stairs at the mall instead of using the lift…lol,
and even the “Dance with No Pants” ( nudge nudge wink wink )
But no sign of this lil bugger yet…..So we wait 🙂
3 Days of Meds and no more Malaria!!!
( image is blurry, presumably cause it was hard to focus on nothing )
Our friend Sam, ( The Lab Guy ), and his trusty microscope in the background.
Apparently its odd that I have a favourite Malaria Parasite photo, but this was it 🙂
I managed to take the photo’s by holding my Samsung S3 up to the microscope.
Also, its worth noting that I was the healthiest Malaria Patient you have ever seen…no symptoms at all!!!
I Laugh in the Face of Malaria….HA!!!
( Although according to my wife, not so much when they had to draw blood…which was the part that made her laugh…she’s an evil women really :/ )
This was supposed to be a 4D scan, where we would see his little face…however on the day Blump didn’t want to show us his face, so instead he showed us his Penis!!!……That’s my boy 😉
Blump’s big ole head.
( Mopane Worms ).
Being sold at the Markets. apparently a common dish in Southern Africa……with all the chickens and goats they got running around this country, and they want to eat caterpillars??!!?!
What the hell, lets give ’em a go….
Yeah…Tomato…..”Thats” what this dish needs!!!….
Well, its cooked…apparently…I’m not sure how your suppose to tell…
I’m not sure how to even describe the taste, it sure aint like chicken…you kinda crunch it and the insides come out..you manage to swallow them…but you are still left chewing the outter body…until you decide to spit it out and go get a pizza instead….ufff……just Awful!!!!
30/05/13 – The Second Ultrasound at almost 21 weeks. All appears to be healthy 🙂
01/03/13 – The first Ultrasound at about 8 weeks, and Blump ( Black Bump ) is less than 2cm long ( crown to rump ).
07/02/13 – The day we took the test…2 lines either meant Theresa was pregnant, or that she needed more oil.
( even the fly was so shocked it passed out )
…thank you afrointroductions.com …..and skype 😀
I Look 19 again!! 😀 ..well almost.
The Scottish Terrier look is just under appreciated if you ask me!!
Theresa said I looked mean with the handlebars….This made me Mad!!!
The lemon drink I had that day was so nice I decided to save some in my mustache…I tell ya..its like a mini esky for the face 😀
( Click the image to get the animated effect. )
She never was a fan of the beard…can’t think why???
…and 6 Months Today since I landed in Zambia, and moved in with Theresa 🙂
..errr…I mean African-American Forrest Cake 🙂
….and no I haven’t become a hindu, its just an unfortunately placed spot.
Also, I must speak to my parents one day about certain head scars I didn’t even know I had o.O :/
….Someone has to go get me beers 🙂
…Although it appears some training is required :/
…with spotlights in the background presumably searching for “Jerry Planes”???
News clearly hasn’t reached Zambia yet, that the war ended over 65 years ago.